Italian Welfare


road construction. italians are pretty much stuck doing a few jobs in this world due to their limited skills. these are stone cutting, grape stomping, and making spaghetti sauce. so the government awards italians road construction contracts as a way to bring them into the middle cl-ss.
anthony: hey pauly, you working at the gravy factory? (hand gesturing)

pauly: naw, i’m doin’ da road thing. (more hand gesturing)

sean: you mean italian welfare, right?

pauly: f— you!! you want me to smash you wit this canoli? (lots of two hands gesturing)

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