Itch in the Ditch


(adverb) a phrase you say to someone when you see them scratching their b-tt crack or anywhere in the vicinity of the b-tt crack. can also be used when you see them pulling out their underwear or pants from the b-tt crack area; can also be used when a female does this in the lower frontal extremity
itch in the ditch

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