Itchy Shirt Syndrome


the feeling you get after you get a haircut, and the small hairs fall down into your shirt and cause major itching. cured only by a hot shower.
guy #1: having fun scratching yourself over there?

guy #2: sorry dude i just got a haircut, it’s itchy shirt syndrome

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