It’s a free country


a phrase that is used by americans. sadly it is no longer true, but to this day the government forces people believe it is.

sincerely signed,
your friendly neighborhood conspiracy theorist
“it’s a free country!” johnny to the government

“no it’s not!” the government to johnny

“i’ll think what i want” johnny

“you’ll think what i tell you.” government

“ok.” americans to government
a phrase often used by people who are saying that they can do whatever they want since (apparently) america is a free country.
mom: johnny! stop masturbating on the couch!
johnny: its a free country!

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