I’ve Got Something in my Front Pocket for You
the song in which b-tters used to tap dance to, until the incident where his shoe came off and killed the whole f-cking crowd
“i’ve got something in my front pocket for you, why don’t you reach down inside, and see what it is? give it a little squeeze and say ‘how do you do?'”
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