J Money Horn


not really a horn at all. this is the use of vocal power in the same manner as a horn in order that one might avoid using the real automotive horn on account of it sounding too “wussy.”
“i don’t use my real horn. it sounds too wussy so i just stick my head out the window and yell.”

-j money

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