jack the f-ckboy is a f-ckboy who would do anything to get nudes or get laid. he is a player and no one actually likes him. jack the f-ckboy looks like a cl-ssic f-ckboy and he is almost very tiny…everywhere.
jack the f-ckboy: hey can i have nudes?
anyone ever: no.
jack the f-ckboy: fine i’ll just get them from someone else.
- iguana k*ller
someone that kills iguanas. what were you expecting? boss: and you’re profession is…? ron: iguana killer. why do you ask? it’s a man who kills iguanas. i like iguanas. not iguana killers.
- braccus meas vescimini
eat my pants braccus meas vescimini
- moon hill
when you pour promethazine & codiene into a boones farm. man that boy chill just po’d up a moon hill he bout to be sauced up
- emo tumblrina
this is a certain type of emo, “that don’t want to admit that they are emo because they are actually really into art, and they are like so like past what emo is. also, some how we just don’t get, just don’t get it. we don’t understand art” that looked like a tumblr art display, […]
having s-x in a tent on a camping trip. campetrate my v-g-n- on this glorious night.