Jackoff of all trades


somebody who believes that they can mult-task, but in attempting many different endeavors, fails at all or most of them. a failed polymath. an incompetent, wannabe rennaissance man.
“dude thinks he’s the jack of all trades. he screwed up the math on the cash register, he can’t speak spanish for sh-t, and after he tried to tune up my car, i had to take it in and spend $200 bucks before it would start again. he’s the j-ck-ff of all trades.”

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