jahova’s witness protection program
this is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. these white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. there are different degrees and extremes of this religious har-ssment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known jahova’s hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.
“hi, do you have a moment to talk about jesus christ? oh h-ll no, i’m in the jahova’s witness protection program how did you find me?!?
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