James The Fagmo
a j-panese-w-nged fruitcake who is so full of himself, he can hardly see the way out of the dark, deep p-ssage of his r-ct-m.
he counts his friends every morning, and ends up with a negative number.
he spends his days masturbating to anime p-rn, (hentai), trying to convince himself he has friends, and with the help of nasa satellites, he attempts to find his p-n-s.
in the end, the only person who’s impressed by his utter stupidity and arrogance is either eimi, or himself.
and the only one who laughs at his jokes is him.
“james took his mom to the prom.”
“omg guyz look i shot some1 with my gun!!!!!!!!!111111shift+1 shift+1!!!”
“omg look i did something n-body cares about!!!”
“look mommy! i created my own army out of popsicle sticks!”
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