Jazz Trumpet

an extremely loud, stern fart which sounds like a single note of a jazz trumpet.

may result in ‘burning -rs- hole’ situation for several seconds or could just be an uncontrollable, unexpected fart. it varies
‘oof, that was a jazz trumpet and a half’
‘oww, that jazz trumpet burned my r-ct-m’

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