Jehova Driveby



when a gang of jehova’s witnesses in a car, too lazy to do their daily door-knocking, decide to throw the word of jehova in the form of magazines at unwary p-ssersby. similar to a driveby committed by a gang, except the motive is to convert, not kill.
-in the hospital-
bob: dude what happened to joe!?
tim: he was h-t by a jehova driveby. the cops are on the case working with the church as we speak.

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