Jehovah’s Witness Apostate
a loving and caring human being worthy of love. jehovah’s witnesses are taught to shun anyone who leaves the organization or questions the watchtower’s beliefs and doctrines. jehovah’s witness apostates are intelligent, talented contributing members of society who are kind to small children and small animals.
jehovah’s witness apostate: “excuse me ma’am, you dropped your wallet”
little old lady: “oh thank you dear”
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