Jehovah’s Witnesses—Who Are They?
goto watchtower.org, jw-media.org and jw.org to learn more.
jehovah’s witnesses—who are they? they are very misunderstood…they were suffering with the jews in the holocaust, but yet they still strive to gain g-d’s approval and love. they do as they are scriptually instructed in showing love towards all and preaching the “good news” of g-d’s kingdom.
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