Jellyfish Sex


a form of foreplay in which one gives the male partisipant head while tugging on his p-b-s (jellyfish tentacles) and licking his sac (the squishy part of the jellyfish)
mark: dude, my girlfriend gave me glorious head last night
rob: duuuuuude, did she finally agree to give you jellyfish s-x?
mark: heck yes!

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