jerry and elaine
a joyous, laughter filled, talk-about-anything, s-xless, preposterous “friend-zone”relationship between a man and a woman that will inevitably lead to one of them taking a job to live on mars because their relationship will never go anywhere.
so-called friend: “how’s elaine doing?”
the jerry: “that’s not her name, you d-ck!”
so-called friend: “dude! you’re in a jerry and elaine situation. you gotta bail on it before you end up on mars or own a cat.” for the love of god, i hope it’s the mars mission!”
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