inspired by the houdini p–p, this is when you are taking a cr-p and fart, but do not believe anything has come out … until you get up and look in the toilet and wonder “who is the father of that p–p?”.
guys, i ‘m concerned, i had a jerry springer p–p, do you think it’s mine?
- tossing lightning
the moment when a man’s bladder is unloaded whilst ejaculating, resulting in a mixture of urine and s-m-n shooting out uncontrollably. some accounts describe the experience as spiritual, while others have dubbed it as one of the most horrific ordeals a body can be subjected to. bobby got plastered last night and ended up tossing […]
- drunk n*gg*rs
when your friend n-gg-r joe gets drunk and you go to the h-r-house with his credit card everybody hates drunk n-gg-rs that date crazy asains
- haunted hayride
when you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax. tracy and i sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal s-x became a haunted hayride. now i hire escorts to throw cats on […]
- permanently borrow
to steal or acquire something and never give it back can i permanently borrow you’re dress?
- b*mping pretties
the exact opposite of b-mping uglies. if two ugly people are b-mping in the other this two attractive mf-ers having s-x in an intense fashion. yeah, tina and doug were in the closet b-mping pretties, good looking motherf——!