Jesus is an Astronaut

the act of ruining a deep, intellectual conversation with a random statement.
scott: … and that is why life is so confusing
dean: jesus is an astronaut
scott: wait what?

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    1.) a drink (shot) 2.) a term used to describe a fly guy who is good- looking and has superior swag 1.) “hit me with a backstreet romeo” 2.) “he’s so fly and charismatic such a backstreet romeo”

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    when an ego is so low, you could fill it up with water and sail a boat through it. amber- see that boy over there? peter- yeah? amber- he has the depest ego ocean i’ve ever seen. peter- oh, you mean like chad? amber- yeah. like chad.

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    when you look at p-rn for so long that all the keys are sticky to the touch. “my palms keep getting stuck to the sp-cebar. chuck must have been making sticky keys last night.”

  • almwirt

    a term originally derived from a member of a community board who had the tentancy of saying “i’ve seen whatever”. almwirt has now replaced the need to say “i’ve seen that” or “seen it before”. other forms include: almwort, almworted. member 1: link member 2: almwirt. 1 more definition a term originally derived from a […]

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