jewy fingers
an individual who is perpetually stingy financially and is incredibly nonathletic. these individuals are not necessarily intelligent, but are excellent decision makers. they often excel in the workplace, able to type at incredibly fast speeds, and are inexplicably found attractive by women.
want to invite tim to play monopoly with us?
nah, he’s got jewy fingers.
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