Jibbers Crabst
all hail our crustacean lord and savior™!
“i believe… that all things on this earth were created… by god!
and i don’t mean jesus. and i don’t mean buddha. and i don’t mean allah.
and i don’t mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
i mean my god, my town, and my church.
my god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of saturn.
and his name is jibbers crabst.”
(matt inman, keynote speaker at bahfest west 2014)
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