jimmy johns challenge
can you be freakishly fast????
step 1: order jimmy johns sandwich (add a cookie)
step 2: find a p-rn you want to watch (box of tissues)
step 3: begin to m-st-rb-t- (it is a race)
the goal is… can you finish before the jimmy johns sandwich is delivered??
yo bro… last night i tried the jimmy johns challenge… i was about to finish and then the son of a b-tch delivery driver was knocking on the door. i did’t know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.
c-m to find out. i answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of webster) i paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.
when you order jimmy john’s and try to m-st-rb-t- before they deliver your sandwich to the door.
i lost the jimmy john’s challenge again yesterday. twice in a row i answered the door with a b-n-r.
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