jizz on my ass
when a hot f-cking dude shoots his load all over your glorious -ss… its hot and then it goes f-cking cold n claggy… eeewww
but it’s nice 😋
so i met him in a bar… he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my -ss up a back alley… sweeeet!
he j-zz on my -ss!
when a hot bloke sp-nks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat b-m …
can we have s-x so you j-zz on my -ss
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