joining the conservative party
euphemism for masturbation
stemmed from a conversation on the s-xual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the uk conservative party.
“i’ve just completed my membership form for the conservative party.”
“i’m a paid up member of the conservative party.”
“he’s off joining the conservative party.”
“there comes a time in every boys life when they … join the conservative party.” (original origin)
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