judge-fucked
during a compet-tion, esp. a speech/debate tournament, when a judge is clearly going to vote in favor of you but doesn’t for some bizzarre, unfathomable reason. usually causes you to lose when you do not deserve it. judge-f-cking is completely unfair and destroys a majority of compet-tions.
a: dude, two judges gave me first place in that round. but the third judge gave me last place!
b: d-mn, that sucks. did you make it to semi-finals?
a: no!! i got so freaking judge-f-cked!
a: why are they getting rid of the tournament?
b: they don’t like that we win so much so they’re getting rid of it.
a: wow… that’s judge-f-cked to the extreme!
a: how was the tournament?
b: it wasn’t fair!! our best compet-tors got judge-f-cked!
a: dammit!
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