judgezoned
being judgezoned is a true tragedy in america, it is when you’re on trial for a crime and the judge is super hot but you cant make a move because she is in charge of the rest of your bleak future here on earth.
inmate 1: bro!, i cant believe what just happened in court
inmate 2: what happened?
inmate 1: i was going to make a move on my hot -ss judge, but she’s charging me with 17 accounts of pre-meditated murder ! ughhh i just got judgezoned
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