Juneau Douche Bags


the capitol city of alaska. population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they’re the sh-t. the average juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it’s usually to a 300 lb chlamydia infested whale. can also be used to describe a juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she’s a 10. a very common occurance in southeast alaska.
those juneau douche bags would sleep with a toaster if they could only afford to buy it a drink.

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