ka ka bandit


someone who defecates in a public place such as a middle school gymnasium for unknown reasons. they tell n-body of their horrendous acts and become known only as ka ka bandits to the authorities. they usually defecate under the cover of darkness so that n-body will catch them in the act. some theorists have come to think that ka ka bandits do this for s-xual arousal, others argue they are simply claiming territory so other alpha males will not tresp-ss into their domain.
some go as far as smeering their feces on walls or anything else they can find and they paint pictures and make toy figurines.
janitor: f-ck! that god d-mn ka ka bandit was back last night. he gone and sh-t all over the floor!

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