Kabuki shorts
a word used to describe any pair of shorts that are above the bottom of the b-tt cheek. shorts like these started popping up here and there around the early 2000’s but are now getting more popular. can be seen frequently in california, georgia, texas, nevada, florida, and hawaii.
-“really short shorts” on google images
guy: “d-mn, dem kabuki shorts be h-lla tight on a b-tch.”
girl 1 wearing kabuki shorts: “gurl, we’s be looken’ like a hoochie in these kabuki shorts. but sh-t, we looken h-lla s-xy!”
friend 4: “kabuki shorts at an outdoor party… and a n-gg- got nerve to tell me she ain’t cold. like really b-tch.”
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