Kalamazoo Contact


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into a girls eye and then using a blow dryer to dry it on the cornea, making it hard like a contact lens.
andrew: hey bryan, i noticed that your sk-nk was walking around and knocking things over like she’s blind.

bryan: yeah, i gave her a huge kalamazoo contact last night.

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