Kameelah list


an often high-maintenance female’s high-pressure, unreasonable, unrealistic, and even bizarre criteria she expects a guy to adhere to. hard to even just consider it at best high standards when it generally comes off merely as a woman having a man on the hot seat as if her sh-t don’t stink. and it’s no wonder why a girl on this tip is single and bitter.

named for the cast member from mtv’s the real world boston who had this ridiculous list of 200+ requirements a man had to meet in order to date her. also known as “kameelah-a$$ list” in the okayplayer community.
does every girl on blackplanet have to have a kameelah list on her page?

if you meet a chick from a sorority, chances are she’s sizing you up on her kameelah list.

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