Kansas City Pocket Watch
a combination s-x act/pickpocket move in which you get a mark drunk enough to fist your -sshole without removing his/her jewelry. then, using muscles that have taken years to train, you steal the mark’s watch/bracelet/rings. as soon as you have the desired items stowed away, you create a distraction like squirting a little liquid sh-t on the mark’s forearm. while they rush to the bathroom to clean up, you get dressed, say that you’re not feeing well, apologize and leave.
you: so, did you and that girl hookup last night?
friend: she pulled a kansas city pocket watch on me, bro!
you: no way!
friend: man, that was a $3500 watch and i’ll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
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