kardashian quick trim
1) a brief and random s-xual encounter with a drunk sk-nk. usually taking place in an unsanitary location such as: a toilet stall, back alley or over the hood of an abandoned automobile. condoms are optional.
2) when your girlfriend reluctantly agrees to a quickie before she leaves for work or school. usually includes a broken promise not to -j-c-l-t- inside her.
1) dude, i got to get this rash checked out. i promised myself no more kardashian quick trim, but i was so drunk and that sl-t pulled me into the porta-potty.
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