Keaton Albertson


an egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.
“keaton albertson is a tucker max wannabe. his blogs aren’t even that funny.”

“what’s not funny about sh-tting inside someone’s sleeping bag? tucker max only sh-t on some drunk girl’s floor.”

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