keeler special


make out with a random girl at a party but get too drunk to close
mark- “hey billy, i saw you with that girl at that party, you f-ck her?”

billy- “no man, pulled the keeler special.”
to confess one’s undying love for a girl to win her over, even though there truly is no undying love, just a general drunken attraction to the female.
at first i didn’t think she’d come home with me, but then i gave her the keeler special, and she fell for it!

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