keep her off the pole
offering a woman other options — any options — to secure her financial livelihood rather than resorting to working as a stripper, or other acts of desperation in the s-x industry (prost-tution, relying on a sugar daddy, working in p-rno, posing as a nude model)
i gave the girl a job cleaning my house…anything to keep her off the pole!
after my favorite ho’ went to rehab and got clean, i had to help find the girl some work — anything to keep her off the pole!
reference in contemporary culture —
chris rock has a comedy routine in which he says:
“if your daughters a stripper, you f-cked up.” and he adds in reference to his own baby daughter, “my only goal in life is to keep her off the pole!” check it on youtube
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