keep it in your pants


1) response to when someone says something overtly s-xual.

2) it’s a school night maybe she will keep it in her pants for once.

it’s unis-x. ironic if said to a girl so completely fine.
similar to: “relax buddy, no need to get riled up there.”
or
person a- “dayum…the things i would do to that -ss.”

person b- “buddy, keep it in your pants.”

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