Keep your eggs in ya ovaries
a slightly s-xist way to tell someone to calm down.
swaggerella: omg i just have so much swag im gonna die!
random: omg keep your eggs in ya ovaries!
harry styles: hey i just thought i would make an appearance in this definition so it gets more thumbs up.
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