Keeping Up with the Kardashians


‘keeping up with the kardashians’ is the perfect show for you if you like the feeling you get when your brain is disintergrating. i caught a clip of it one time and kim was unhappy because kourtney borrowed her things without asking. so basically, the people in it just make a soap opera out of everything that happens in their world of nonsense. if you like ‘the hills’, you’ll like this. it’s exactly the same, except the cast are fatter.
tracy: i hate it when my parents go on about how much more clever by sister is then me. i wish i was that clever. but, i’d have to spend a lifetime studying to get up to her level.
lauren: rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. make her watch ‘keeping up with the kardashians’. her brain will turn into mush in no time.
keeping up with a regular pubic hair shaving regimen.
“hey, you think you’re going to get any action tonight?”

“i don’t know, man, i haven’t been keeping up with the kardashians and she doesn’t like going down there when i don’t.”
‘keeping up with the kardashians’ is the perfect show for you if you like the feeling you get when your brain is disintergrating. i caught a clip of it one time and kim was unhappy because kourtney borrowed her things without asking. so basically, the people in it just make a soap opera out of everything that happens in their world of nonsense. if you like ‘the hills’, you’ll like this. it’s exactly the same, except the cast are fatter.
tracy: i hate it when my parents go on about how much more clever by sister is than me. i wish i was that clever. but, i’d have to spend a lifetime studying to get up to her level.
lauren: rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. make her watch ‘keeping up with the kardashians’. her brain will turn into mush in no time.

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