keg-buyer
(noun) a keg-buyer is a person who, when asked to leave an overcrowded party, offers to “buy” the keg in exchange for being allowed to stay.
“keg-buyer” can also be used to describe any person who is attempts to use money to win friends or exhibits other whack behavior.
(kb is an acceptable abbreviation for keg-buyer)
“dude i told this little maggot kid to leave the party and he offered me $20 if i let him stay! f-cking keg-buyer.”
“wow, you’re seriously talking about how much money your dad makes–stop being such a keg-buyer.”
“we call the keg-buyer ‘kb’ on the sneak so he won’t know that we’re talking about him.”
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