keg of hypocrisy
based on ‘crock of sh-t'(also on urban dictionary) keg of hypocrisy …
1. the practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness.
2. an act or instance of such falseness on a grand level.
middle english ipocrisie, from old french, from late latin hypocrisis, play-acting, pretense, from greek hupokrisis, from hupokrīnesthai, to play a part, pretend : hupo-, hypo- + krīnesthai, to explain, middle voice of krīnein, to decide, judge.
hypocrisy is the act of pretending to have morals or virtues that one does not truly possess or practice. the word derives from the late latin hypocrisis and greek hupokrisis both meaning play-acting or pretence. the word is arguably derived from hypo- meaning under, + krinein meaning to decide/to dispute.
“you should learn how to drive!” -says the bad driver,
“that is a keg of hypocrisy!” -says the better driver.
can also be shortened… ie.
“you are very smelly!” -says the fishmonger,
“what a keg! -says the clean person.
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