Keira Knightley


the correct way to spell “goddess”.
don’t forget to donate to the church of keira knightley.
keira knightley is an 18-year-old upcoming and successful british actress.

contrary to her looks in a couple of her movies, keira is a natural brunette. she has a lovely face, perfect body, and positively the greatest piece of abs. last but not least, she is the — da — person who makes british accent sound lovelier than ever.

some of her most popular movies are as follows:

princess of thieves (2001)
the hole (2001)
bend it like beckham (2002)
pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl (2003)
love actually (2003)
king arthur (2004)
the jacket (2005) future production
tulip fever (2004) future production
pirates of the caribbean sequel (2006) future production
a: is that keira knightley in the picture up there?
b: yea, it is.
a: woah, it is signed!
b: yep.
a: f-ck me! it is inscribed to your name!
b: yep.
a: lucky b-st-rd!
the hottest actress in the known world
i’d love to lock that keira knightley’s english m-ffin!
gorgeous, hot, good-looking, when describing a girl
she’s so keira knightley i really want to ask her out!
a very talented and very hot english actress. very young (only 18) but looks like she is in her mid-20’s/early 30’s.
hey, i just saw “love actually” at the theatre.

well, what’d you think?

it was not bad, but the best part was definitely the luscious actress keira knightley.
a talented young up-and-coming actress; a kind and wonderfully cheerful actress who is a great role model for young girls, unlike fake, talentless “singer/actresses” such as hilary duff, lindsay lohan, and paris hilton; a celebrity who, despite being rich and famous, seems like she could be your best friend or your ordinary next door neighbor.
wow, did you hear that keira knightley kicked lindsay lohan’s, hilary duff’s, and paris hilton’s -sses all at one time at an acting compet-tion? (and it wouldn’t be too hard to beat them at a singing compet-tion, either…)
english actress.
one of the most beautiful women in the world.
intelligent, charming, friendly, & talented.
brown eyed brunette with a nice smile.

if you think or speak badly of her you are an idiot.
“i’m inlove with keira knightley, i wanna marry her!”

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