kelly and brett


1. a relationship in which the female is so domineering that she removes the man’s p-n-s and carries it in her pocket.

2. a couple who join a group of friends, then the female talks about everyone and creates general discontent among everyone in the group. the male simply watches and says nothing to upset the succubus he is stuck with.

3. a couple in which the female produces abnormally large amounts of testosterone causing her to be a crazy b-tch; and the male produces abnormally high levels of estrogen and lets her walk all over him cuckold.
have you met our new neighbors?
yeah, i heard her belittling him and his friends earlier.
oh, so they are a total kelly and brett couple then.

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