Kelly Divine
a hot p-rnstar who is known for her gigantic kim kardashian like -ss, and isn’t afraid to take big black c-cks up all her holes at the same time
keith: wow, who the f-ck is that you have as your windows wallpaper? dats an -ss
pete: that’s kelly divine. keith you have to leave now, i’m going to watch her get double stuffed by a couple of lesbians with strapons
keith: ok, see ya
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