Kennebunkport Surprise
secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with new england clam chowder. then, whilst performing c-nn-l-ng-s on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman’s v-g-n-.
after months at sea, the old sailor gave the prost-tute the old kennebunkport surprise, effectively combining the two things he loved most in this world: p-ssy and clam chowder.
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