kenny g’s magik flute
one of the most unique and inivative pieces ever made. “the flute” is constructed of a recorder (instrument) tape for covering the holes and a flask funnel. you place the funnel into the last hole in the recorder and use it as a bowl. named after kenny g, the worst musician ever, but he plays an instrument that resembles this. created when i had to mcgyver a piece and found a recorder from like the fifth grade. those who have used it revere it as a living legend.
john: holy sh-t i am stoned
jake: oh nice dude, what did u smoke out of?
john: obviously kenny g’s magik flute
jake: you mean that f-got musician?
john: no the cool piece
jake: oh ok
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