Kenny Rogers
that gamblin’ feeling when you think you’re gonna fart but you may indeed shart instead.
i had a kenny rogers goin’ this morning but pulled through okay.
or, my kenny rogers resulted in a juice newton.
1. the act of defecating directly into another person’s r-ct-m.
have you seen 2 dudes 1 carafe? total kenny rogers poo transfer!
similar to an abe lincoln, but with white p-b-s from an older person.
i used to like giving my friends and abe lincoln, but now that i’m older they say it looks more like kenny rogers.
an idiot that pitches for the texas rangers who takes his anger out on cameramen.
also: broke his non-pitching hand punching a watercooler.
john: did you see kenny rogers going after those cameramen?
bob: sure did. what an idiot they caught it on camera too..
a man who pitched so good in the 2006 playoffs, it was almost unbelievable, almost as though he was cheating in some way. a man who by coincidence, had random brown “dirt” spots on his pitching hand during such playoffs, and claims to have had no idea those spots were there. a man who ironically enough during the 2006 playoffs wore a team hat with a dark underbill, while his teammates all had hats with gray underbills. seems so odd that a dark underbill would be a perfect spot to hide more “dirt”.
if we are going to win this thing, we may have to kenny rogers the ball.
i just went to the bathroom and dropped a duece. upon exiting the bathroom, i realized i had kenny rogered my hand by accident.
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