kentucky blue grasp
when you are f-cking a girl and about to blow your nut and she squeezes your d-ck real hard so you can’t c-m. leads to the kentucky blue b-lls.
i was boning mable and right when i went to ice her cake, she gave me the old kentucky blue grasp and my b-lls exploded.
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