Kentucky Blumpkin


the act of receiving oral s-x while simultaneously defecating. after defecating, the individual performing the oral s-x then engages the defecator in -n-l-oral s-x, effectively removing any residual feces.
i haven’t taken a better sh-t since that kentucky blumpkin.

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