kentucky jug fuck
when a tense or complex situation deteriorates to such an unmanageable level because all the leaders/bosses/partic-p-nts are trying to do different things, but none of it meshes together. emphasis for kentucky due to its backwards hillbilly history.
group of firefighters attempting to fight a fire but all they save is the foundation because none of them are trained or have a plan or are working together. standing back watching in disbeleif “my god, what a kentucky jug f-ck that is”
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