kentucky meat shower
a strange incident on march 3rd 1876 in kentucky, meat fell from the sky for several minutes. some said it tasted like beef but a doctor said it could be lung tissue from either a horse or a human infant.
why did they taste the meat from the kentucky meat shower?
when someone defecates on the p-n-s of a sibling or cousin while getting -n-lly penetrated, then the p-n-s is extracted and the fecal matter is flicked off the p-n-s onto the face of the receiver.
i gave joanna a kentucky meat shower last night after the drive in movie. i snapped a picture and sent it to my aunt, which happens to be her mother.
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